Second grader comes to school wearing a suit jacket he hasn't quite grown into.
Me: (Boris), you look so handsome today. How come you're all dressed up?
(Billy): He's getting married.
(Boris): I'm not dressed up. I just felt like wearing my jacket.
(Billy): It's too big.
(Boris): No, it fits just right! stands up to show off his jacket . . . which is just a little big.
girl sits across from (Boris)
(Billy): Don't sit across from him! He's getting married today after school!
Entire group: Miss Lacey, what's so funny?
I will never understand their logic, but I never want it to stop. :-)
P. ost S. cript
So apparently Princess Bride is 25 years old. You know what that is? Of course you do - it's: