Scene: A third grade geometry class, immediately after the "Introduction to Polygons" lecture.
Angeline: Teacher, I need help.
Close up of Angeline's worksheet. Two questions - What is the name of a polygon with six sides? With eight sides?
Lacey: What shape has six sides?
Angeline: I forgot.
Lacey: Remember the trick? What letter does the word six have that helps us remember?
Angeline: X . . . hexagon!
Lacey: Good job! Now, how many arms does an octopus have?
Lacey: So what would you call a shape with eight sides?
Angeline: *blank look*
Lacey: If an animal with eight arms is an octopus, then a shape with eight sides would be an octo . . .
Phil: (gleefully) PUSSY!!!
Close up of Lacey, emphasizing her inability to speak for several minutes. End scene.
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